about UCLAN

Andi (BA last year) told our International Coordinator about a job he applied for in Luton....

Her comment:

"Luton, oh you don't wanna go to Luton. It is not nice there, and I think they have a University that is even worse than ours... It's ranked lower than UCLan..."

Kath Bassett

.... I am so lucky I choose UCLan;)

Friendship

'You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.'

Dale Carnegie

Straight from Germany

Well, guess it is my fault this time and I should explain all the non- football-fans something:

I talked to Laura the other day and we were talking about a visit. So I told her to look for flights from Germany to Manu or Liverpool.....

Two days later we were at the phone again... after a while she got the idea:

"...ach so Manu ist Manchester..."

Sure you understand it, anyway: "...oh, Manu is Manchester then..."

So did you found a airport in Manu Uk???

This time a joke....

Have fun!

A panda walks into a restaurant,

orders a meal,

eats it then takes out a gun,

shoots the waiter and exits.

When asked why by police,

he just said,

"I'm a panda, look in the dictionary"

They did

and clearly saw the definition,

'Panda- black and white mammal.

Eats shoots and leaves!'

Got the word play?;)

Its Manu again ;)

I love really do love pub discussions!

One of our topics this night was drugs and their actually roots. So, we were talking about, that cocain was invented to keep pilots awake. Thus Manu hypothesised:

"...jeder Scheiss wurde fuer irgendwas entwickelt...!"

Translation would be something like:

Every shit was invent for something!

Oh, really? ;)

....2today at the chinese buffet

Today I went to the chinese buffet with the boyz. Yummy! The only thing is, you try to eat as much as you can (or even more) to get your money worth.......

Powernab definitly... yeah definitly a powernab after eating;)

So the second quote for the day after master yoda manu, should be:

"For me, eating is an exercise!
It's so exhausting, I've to sleep afterwards!"
our fav fresher Yannik

Yoda quotes....

.... yupp, that another thing we internationals used to do: Speaking like Yoda!

Latest example: Manu ICQ#Chandler [01:52]: a good think it is....

German translation: guter Gedanke, dass ist!

Still no "Sambucca" quote!

... but a word for the day. After a long discussion, that a word have to be in a dictionary to be a word I got the proof for a very special long word:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

noun [U] SPECIALIZED

opposition to the belief that there should not be an official relationship between a country's government and its national church

(from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)

Well, and I was thinking that only Germans love long words;) ~FALSE